the book of questions...

so I'm sitting with my girls, and one of my girls homeboys...and we start reading this book. You know one of those book that asks you these off the wall questions like would you rather be blind or def, if you could replace your appendage with a household utensil what would it be. Stupid questions. And some of them were waaaaaaaay to deep for me. Like if you could have two and a half seconds with your God, what facial expression would you flash him as you confess your inner most thoughts. Seriously? Ok, now I am never one to be serious. Whether it's my own self defense mechanism to avoid all my denials, male failures, and repetitive attempts at being an adult....I think someone should make up a REAL question book, something that a few drunk friends can hang out with, and answer, without stumbling on their words, well without me stumbling on my words, and still remain friends at the end of the day. For example

1. You live with your significant other, there is a department of health letter that comes in the mail, you see it...what do you do? what if he/she mentions nothing of it?
2. Your sleeping with a man, they are clearly only built for a 1" by 1" piece of saran wrap and they pull out a Trojan Magnum...for safety reasons, you....?
3. Your ex's best friend is seriously hot, and insisting on making you their smashpiece, knowing it's wrong, but knowing it would be all worth it...what would you do?
4. If given the chance would you really beat that bad ass kid in front of you in the check out at Wal Mart? And their parent for not checking them?
5. Your at your significant other's house, they leave you alone for hours on end, all their passwords are stored in their computer, do your crack into their networking sites? You do and find potentially incriminating information, what do you do?( P.S- Bella highly suggests leaving this one ALONE y'all)


Potentially more to come...for now...back to work....