Short sex is "better" but men like it "longer"

As I was trying so desperately not to pull my hair out at work from sheer boredom, I stumbled across this lovely article.

"Short sex is 'better,' but men like it 'longer'"

Bella's EX's unite! Finally a club you can join besides Rent-A-Center's collection list, and Bootleg Hustler's anonymous.

According to a study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, the best sex should last between seven and thirteen minutes (ironic, two of the most superstitious and evil numbers.)

the full article as follows:

Premature ejaculators of the world, take heart. Scientific research is now on your side.
According to a new study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, the best sex should last between seven and 13 minutes. The report, which surveyed a random sample of Americans and Canadians, also found that most people considered sex lasting three to seven minutes "adequate," and most thought sex for over 13 minutes was "too long."
Other recent studies show that while most people in the United States expect sex to last between 15 and 20 minutes, it is generally over in about half that time.
Interestingly, in response to the survey, Australian sex therapist Jane Howard noted that women are generally happy with a quick hit, while men tend not to be."There is a major gender difference in this area," Dr Howard is quoted as saying. "Usually women are quite happy with short intercourse, and are not bothered about prolonging it at all, but nearly all men want it to be much, much longer." The money shot: Let's hear it, boys. Do you like it longer or shorter than ten minutes?

I love it. After all these years of hearing men talk about they can go all night, their stamina is the shit, they go hard...yeah boo, for 8.2 minutes. But don't get it twisted. We aren't mad, y'all are. We're over it. Hit it, quit it, and split it, was that phrase in reference to gettin rid of that chic you thought was fine in the club (that was until you saw her under those glamorous fluorescent lights at the waffle house...) Is it because that's what you got, and you aren't happy about it so you gotta bounce? Who knows who they asked for this article but I got plenty of people I know who aren't happy with no damn three minutes. I mean can we get through a whole R. Kelly song, not even the remix, just a four, four and a half minute R. song...?

This leads me to a question I have been wondering about for yeeeeears. Do men know when they're whack? Better yet, do they know that they frontin like their size isn't that of a 4 year old. {Now this isn't a man bashing session, but for future reference don't get too comfortable...}
I know that their girls, their exes, somebody in some locker room must have told you that you aren't workin with salami, more like a SlimJim. I mean, it doesn't bother me, per se. I know it's not an inchworm on your leg, I know it's not gonna squeak if I touch it...and it's definitely not growing even if I water it. The problem lies in the cockiness, pun intended. If you know you're not blessed, don't run around acting like your shit is so big you could bang a car wash, spear fish with it, or that it has it's own commemorative stamp. Accept the truth and move on... figure out something else: figure out how to give great head. Oh and by the way, that something else might just get all your meals cooked for the next week, your laundry done, and maybe even your light bill paid. Trust and believe none of that was happening with your night crawler barely pokin in a female for an average of 8.2 minutes.

xoxo
Peace☼Love☼ And great, highly anticipated, hopefully not overestimated, more than 3 minute Sex.